You may have seen her in the hallways, jeering, laughing, or spraying water on innocent bystanders with her handy water gun: The 5 ‘3’ enigma that is senior Kaitlin Mariani.

Q: What does your dream day look like?

A: I wake up at like noon, hit the gym, and hang out with friends.
Q: What are you most proud of?
A: I’m most proud of the friendships I’ve made throughout my life.
Q: What was your favorite activity as a child?
A: Playing sports, but when I was really young playing with rocks.
Q: What type of music are you into?
A: Country music, and that is the only right answer.
Q: What was the best vacation you ever took and why?
A: St. Thomas because the island was beautiful, and the food was amazing.
Q: Whats the worst vacation you ever took?
A: Once when I went to Myrtle Beach, but it was only [bad] because I had strep throat for like all of it.
Q: Last TV show you binge-watched?
A: One Tree Hill
Q: Favorite holiday and why?
A: Christmas because I get to see family I haven’t seen in a while and because I get gifts and who doesn’t love gifts?
Q: What are you asking Santa for this year?
A: As lame as it sounds, clothes: I need some new clothes.
Q: What’s one snack you can’t live without?
A: Goldfish or cheez-its: they’re my go-to.
Q: Biggest red flag?
A: When someone says they hate country music or think it’s the worst genre.
Q: Biggest green flag?
A: When someone says they love country music, but also when people say they like dogs more than cats.
Q: Which meal is your favorite: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
A: Dinner because there are just better dinner restaurants and more options.
Q: Favorite season and why?
A: Summer because there’s no school, and I can be with my friends all day everyday.
Q: Least favorite season?
A: I enjoy all seasons because there’s something good in all of them, but I guess spring because of allergies.
Q: A dream job?
A: Professional golfer; being good at golf is a flex.
Q: One job you’d never want to do?
A: Plumber because that’s just gross.
Q: If your life had a theme song what would it be?
A: I don’t **** with you, by Big Sean.
Q: Tell us something you like about Wootton.
A: The people: I’ve made some great friends at Wootton.
Q: If you could have three wishes, what would they be?
A: Unlimited money, great health for my family and friends, Giants win the Super Bowl.
Q: What do you think of the Washington Commanders?
A: Hate them, go G men.
Q: Who’s the most overrated celebrity?
A: Taylor Swift
Q: Best pizza place?
A: The Pie Hole, which is in St. Thomas.
Q: Best burger place?
A: Char-pit at Lake Tahoe.
Q: If you could switch places with anyone for a day who would it be?
A: Zach Haledjian
Q: Who is the best movie villain?
A: The Grinch
Q: Do you have any phobias?
A: Nah
Q: Who always makes you laugh?
A: My friends
Q: Where do you imagine yourself in 10 years?
A: On a yacht in the Maldives [because I will] be a billionaire.
Q: What is your dream college and why?
A: Don’t really have one.
Q: Which memory will you remember forever from your time here?
A: When I was bleeding out because I sliced my finger open during lunch.